This is basically an MMORPG where the orc-slashing has been replaced by slut-smashing. Games like 3DXChat are bringing virtual humping to the masses.ģ offers the virtual world type of sex game experience. These days, even the normals are starting to realize the two go together like peanut butter and jelly, like carrots and peas, like anal sex and alcohol. Because apparently, if you have video testimonials saying how good your treatments are, then at least some people are going to believe them, no matter how ridiculous or implausible what is said in them is.The link between porn and video games is well known to every pervert, stoner, and basement-dwelling neckbeard the world over. Nevertheless, when we'd concluded the trial session, I sat Amanda down in my sitting area and got her to record a testimonial saying how life-changing my energy healing treatments had been. Amanda maintains that I did manage to scratch an itch in the middle of her back but I'm no convinced that I even managed to do that. I mean her invisible energy strings, I'm not convinced that I was achieving anything. As hard as I tried pulling on the imaginary. With her bladder emptied, she returned to my table and we tried again. However, it seems that she actually just needed to go for a pee. Encouraged by this, I furiously waved my arms around, extracting every last ounce of negative energy from her body. So I got Amanda to lie down on my newly set up massage table.Īs I started tugging on the invisible energy strings above Amanda's body, she began to feel a tingling sensation. To facilitate these Goop Lab trials, I've now set myself up with a literal lab of my own, and this particular trial was ideal to try it out for the first time. between tugging on their energy strings, there does seem to be a lot of bum touching but I'm not convinced that this isn't simply delusional cranks taking advantage of trusting clients.
In a more practical sense, its essentially giving someone a massage without actually touching them with them then making increasingly bizarre and embarrassing sounds while you, let me reiterate this, don't touch them. The idea is that we all have stress, pain and trauma trapped within our bodies and by pulling on the correct energy strings, we can perform energy healing by extracting these negative energies from our bodies. This week we are trialling the energy healing techniques from episode 5. Time to try out another wellness idea explored by The Goop Lab with Gwyneth Paltrow in their Netflix series.
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